One of my favorite songs :)

Earache My Eye
~Cheech & Chong

My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy he disowned me cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose
My basketball coach he done kicked me off the team
For wearing high heeled sneakers and acting like a queen

The world's comin' to an end and I don't even care
As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair
And it don't bother me if people think I'm funny
Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm making lots of money
Money (x5)

I'm so bloody rich
I own apartment buildings and shopping centers
And I only know three chords