Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Funny Spam - THe number of the beast

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The Number of the Beast



We all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:



· $665.95......................Retail price of the Beast


· $699.25......................Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax


· $769.95......................Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul


· $656.66......................Walmart price of the Beast


· $646.66......................Next week's Walmart price of the Beast


· 00666.........................Zip code of the Beast


· 1-666 .........................Area code of the Beast


· 1-900-666-0666 ............ Live Beasts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute.


· 670............................Approximate number of the Beast


· DCLXVI.....................Roman numeral of the Beast


· 666.0000.....................Number of the High Precision Beast


· 0.666 .........................Number of the Millibeast


· / 666 ..........................Beast Common Denominator


· 666 ^ (-1).....................Imaginary number of the Beast


· 1010011010..................Binary of the Beast


· Phillips 666..................Gasoline of the Beast


· $6.66 9/10....................Price of a Beast gasoline


· Route 666....................Way of the Beast


· 666 F.........................Oven temperature for roast Beast


· 666k..........................Retirement plan of the Beast


· 6.66%........................5 year CD rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.


· i66686........................CPU of the Beast


· 666i .......................... BMW of the Beast


· DSM-666.....................Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast


· 668............................Next-door neighbor of the Beast


· 666 mg........................Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast


· Lotus 6-6-6...................Spreadsheet of the Beast


· Word 6.66....................Word Processor of the Beast


· 6 h. 66 min....................Beast Standard Time (BST)


· Boeng 666....................."A jet for the Beast Age"


· Beverly Hills 66666..........Beast's favorite TV show


· 6/6/66..........................The birthdate of the Beast


· 666-66-6666..................The Social Security number of the Beast


· 6666............................The PIN of the Beast


· 25.806975.....................The square root of the Beast


· Motel 666......................Beast Western


· Windows 96 ver.666.........OS of the Beast

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