the middle east

The funny thing about the middle east is that it isnt really middle at all.. its more like, extreme.

We should just call it the "extreme east".

What a cool cease fire..
"ok Israel, you can leave your soldiers there until the (largely ineffectual) UN forces arrive. And Hizbollah, you dont shoot them."
We blow up any Israel on our land.
If they shoot us we'll shoot them.
Hey look, there will be no shooting!! Please! We're asking nice.
Ok, we wont shoot unless we find Israel Soldiers on our Land.
Just ignore those soldiers of ours still on your land.

Its crazy isnt it? Its been like 18 hours so far, and all is well, except for 4 clashes or forces and some rockets being fired.. *sigh*

I think they should just be left to sort it out themselves.

One of my favorite songs :)

Earache My Eye
~Cheech & Chong

My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy he disowned me cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose
My basketball coach he done kicked me off the team
For wearing high heeled sneakers and acting like a queen

The world's comin' to an end and I don't even care
As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair
And it don't bother me if people think I'm funny
Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm making lots of money
Money (x5)

I'm so bloody rich
I own apartment buildings and shopping centers
And I only know three chords

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